Derrick is going to court because the Never Ending Story is just plain false advertising. Everyone knows that stories just like everything in this world end eventually. Also he has decided to communicate in the third person, because everyone knows that it is the best person, as we all know. Recently Derrick discovered that the upcoming Mastodon show that is in Toronto is actually sold out, which pisses him off so much that he may scream at 2 in the morning and rip doors off their hinges so beware!
Also note that all proper nouns are colored :)
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