Sunday, April 12, 2009

great pick up lines.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

If I'm a pain in your ass.. We can just add more lubricants.

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

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