Harry Potter

Last night untill like 4 am i watched harry potter. It was the uh 5th movie I think well anyways there are still three more movies after this and ive realized that the main actors wont be able to get another major role. The same thing happened to Luke Skywalker (Mark Hamil) after the completion of the stars wars movies is that no one wanted him for any other role. Such a sad thing although it did lead to Mark doing excellent voice work on a variety of great projects.

Hot-N-Ready

As our current world is bombarded against by the evil swine flu, i was so scared that i actually went onto the internet and looked up some of the symptoms and to my surprise i had many of them. Such as headaches, soar throat, body aches and the presence of these severely scared me for a couple minutes until I realized that I haven't had any contact with anyone from mexico for like ever. Personally I dont like mexicans as even though they work like mules they smell like mules and that fucked up language they have..I mean if you want to come live here learn our fucken language. So lets say that everyone in the world was killed off by swine flew I think the world could be taken over by animals that over billions of years could possibly evolve to our level of intelligence or even higher. One expert i spoke with (she is in advanced evolutionary studies at the university of Waterloo) said that her best guess would be that the species that would take over humanities place as the dominant species could possibly be rhinos or even elephants. Imagine all the grass that would be needed for that, and also hung much dung everywhere there would be.

Another monday?

It took a week but i finally moved all my shit into my room from moving and set it up at my desk which excited me greatly until i remembered that i have to use shitty speakers now. Not cool. So anyways in a couple weeks i get to go see Gojira in toronto and also see some amazing ponies (DWW talk for girls) and i also get to see DWW the following thursday so good times.

Dead frogs

Well hello so today is friday and ive been on sumer for a full week and so far it hasn't been that interesting. Ive eaten so much Mcdonalds though its not even funny like three days in a row and each day i appear to eat more and more burgers which is defiantly not good for my heath if you know what i mean. um soon i hope to journey to Tdot and visit my favorite girls, as already i miss them greatly. And as a fun fact I just went down to my pond and all the frogs in it are dead :( how sad

May 22nd

Well today i started plans on an upcoming event for the summer so stay tuned it will be great. So its raining outside its really shitty just sucks any happiness out of your soul and just makes everything even more bland than it usually is. So summer its yeah like im happy to be done school and shit but i miss some peeps from windsor already and part of me wishes everyone lived in a mega city all close together. I watched the wrestler and let me tell you its a really good movie and if possibly every single person should check it out.

Summer

Well first year is done its finally summer which is an absolutely amazing feeling.

Last day in residence

Its finally come to the end. Today will be my final day in residence and it is a bittersweet moment because after this im home for the summer away from the people i cherish.

The final friday of res

Hi Stranger

So Mike told me about this new website http://omegle.com/ which allows you to talk to random strangers from around the world and its super fun untill all your friends get on it at the same time and the only people you talk to are the same four people so yeah super annoying to the max. Today is the seccond last day of exams and maybe people are leaving for home its a bittersweet moment and i wish everyone whom i have met to have a safe and wondrous summer.

Here comes the beginning of the end of it all

Take on me (rockapella)
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Media literacy?

So the next exam in my jet stream is Media Literacy in a little under two hours from now, which should be exciting as fuck. As with most of my exams im taking the usual Derrick approach by paying attention during the entire year and then kinda not really studying, ive been doing it for several years now and so far no problems.

explosions of sunrays!

Send a heartbeat to
The void that cries through you
Relive the pictures that have come to pass
For now we stand alone
The world is lost and blown
And we are flesh and blood disintegrate
With no more to hate

Is it bright where you are
And Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in its pain

Delivered from the blast
The last of a line of lasts
The pale princess of a palace cracked
And now the kingdom comes
Crashing down undone
And I am a master of a nothing place
Of recoil and grace

Is it bright where you are
And Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in its pain

Like rows of coffins being slowly marched to their final resting plot, so it is the same with me slowly pressing forward to my end, soon i will take another step, with my first year of university finished i will return to my home. Ive realized That I prefer things in symmetry like milestone wise, such as a one year anniversary over a two year. For me the major ones are all thats important like one year, five years, ten years, 20 years, 50 years and so on. Everything else is just useless filler. Its all our lives are filler in between great moments where the lights turn up and for a moment we are blinded and unable to see the drudge of our lives.

LINK

Its wednesday

Its wednesday witch means that LOST is on today which is absolutely amazing! And i know that everyone else agrees with how amazing that is as well!

That fucken twat!

So hey everybody do you know that skank ass hoe bitch named LIZ. Shes heres in the same room but she is so fucken retarded that shes playing with Lindsay's webcam thingy and its so annoying and id kinda want her to jump out of a window and kill herself.

Never Ending Story?

Derrick is going to court because the Never Ending Story is just plain false advertising. Everyone knows that stories just like everything in this world end eventually. Also he has decided to communicate in the third person, because everyone knows that it is the best person, as we all know. Recently Derrick discovered that the upcoming Mastodon show that is in Toronto is actually sold out, which pisses him off so much that he may scream at 2 in the morning and rip doors off their hinges so beware!

Also note that all proper nouns are colored :)

Tuesday Pictures

Imaginations from the other side

Within the sphere of ones own self one can find amazing things, however everything on the outside looks terrible. There is this guy that i know who pisses me off beyond belief, every moment i see him i want to rip his head off and beat the rest of him with his head. He truly is a mega asshole and every-time i've seen him this year i have been very tempted to inform him, so the next time i see him i will smash his face into a wall and be like fuck you!

FIrst final exam

Today i had my first final examination for my first year and it went very well. I knew most of the answers and it wasn't that hard and i also got my final project back which was done well and i got a decent mark on it. SO my next exam is on thursday so i got nothing to do in the time until then except drink.

checking the golf

Oh Aly...

great pick up lines.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

If I'm a pain in your ass.. We can just add more lubricants.

I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my penis.

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

AMAZING FACTS!

The hippopotamus is considered to be the most dangerous animal in Africa. Hippos kill more humans annually than lions, crocodiles or snakes.

Don’t tease the jaws of a Venus flytrap; each jaw can only close a few times before dying.

Wylie Gustafson received a one-time flat fee of $590 for his famous “Yahoo!” yodel heard on TV commercials.

At certain points during a baseball pitcher’s delivery, the pitcher’s arm is moving approximately 7,000 degrees per second—the equivalent of rotating your arm all the way around 70,000 times an hour.

King Louis XIV was so afraid of weapons that he ruled all pointed knives at dinner tables illegal.

SUNDAY!

A hole new world

So im back in res for a week of exams and then im home for a long summer of sleeping in untill whenever i want and not doing anything as i dont have a summer job. My family has not been too rough on me for this surprisingly and if they had been i would of properly ripped a head off or two.

Learn to resist

I can learn to resist anything but you.

You are are the etherial angel that I look at with l amazed eyes and a loving heart. With my life burning and crumbling away all around me all I must do is look up to the thought of you and the fires melting my flesh no longer bother me, the problems crushing my bones no longer hurt, for I need none of my body or soul... all I need is you. <3

TUESDAY!

Hot New Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face

Trains faster than the sun!

Watching television revealed King of the hill with super fast trains in japan that goes faster than the sun and moon and venus combined. Kay question does anyone know that television with the planets that were actual giant machines with super engines and i remember some like water planet was going to be hit by a missile but instead they just booted up the giant engines and it got out of the way just in time. yeah i think it was anime or some shit like that. Btw if you want an awesome show/movie check out AFRO SAMURAI its key as fuck!

NOTE thats show that i didn't know what was call was called shadow raiders.. kudos to gareth for the snag.

BRUNO

Friday Pictures

Today i may be going back to london for a while, and if not today tomorrow. Its been a long complex week with little gained and little lost, however soon it will be summer and i still dont have a job to make mad coin with so i will properly be forced to beating up old jews until they give me their jew gold which i know they have a shit tone of or possibly robbing a bank.