Bum fights

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Oh what a shitshow!

So last night oh my god what a shit show. To celebrate andrews birthday we all were very drunk especially the birthday boy and eventually this drunkenness caused some to take it out on the walls ceiling and anything that they could. needless to say our entire floor was smashed and also we broke the phone. AND I just found out from excellently beautiful sources that the bank down the street was robbed so it was properly the same people. Oh what a shit show last night was hopefully tonight will be even better.

Friday the 27th

So today is Friday although it really doesn't feel like Friday; feels kinda like i dunno some other day that isn't Friday. Had some very very fucked up dreams like that i was on some kind of square ship in a bay that wasn't really a bay and i had to hide on the ship but it didn't have any walls and there were men with guns trying to find me and i do believe that Kevin Durand was there are if u don't know who he is, he is one mean mother fucker. So looking at my clock it says its one right now witch means that my great buddy of a room mate turns 20 in 11 hours. wow how amazing that today is his last day as a teenager, yet when i think about it I realize that my time is coming in less than a month i will be 20 and be unable to do all the crazy shit i do anymore. hmmm thinking about that makes me a sad panda

Greatest picture site of all time

So i Stumbled Upon an amazing homepage with some very amazing pictures just click the link, it will make u smile larger than the moon :D

LINK

What will you stumble upon?

new website :)

so i discovered this great amazing tool of a website from a friend who will remain un-named and it directed me to some pretty sick things like this.

SICK THING

enjoy

Back in res

So today i went back to residence in windsor. It was a long bus ride and i fell asleep several times to be jittered awake by the stupid bus hitting a bump or something. Now that im back in windsor means that im unable to go see down with webster on friday which is disappointing but i still get to see them later next month in fact the day before my birthday so ill be shitfaced for that.

nothing ever works out the way you want it.

So 13 minutes ago i finished a extreme long term study and i have came to the very scientific decision that nothing especially in my life ever works out how i want it. And usually it ends much worse than I could imagine and i like to describe it as the more you want something the less chance of it happening which in its self makes me want to hate the word. Take today i spent all today working on my photoshop project and in total spent around 15 hours and finally when im done i have no way to print it out so i go to the fucken stupid super store to use one of those stupid photo machines. If it wasn't for that awesome girl Emily i would of properly smashed it and the entire non-superstore in a fit of hulk like rage. any ways here is my finished project in all its detailed glory.

PS just realized that today was the 24th and all you metal heads should know that the new lamb of god cd is out. now ive had it for almost two weeks now and it is pretty amazing i must say and beats everything they have done before witch are all already amazing and fuck. so check out WRATH by LAMB OF GOD!

Monday!

Kay so today i should of been back in windsor going to class and such but not no im still in london and today woke up around 11 and proceeded to watch the making of the In Flames album a sense of purpose (btw its pretty good not their best but still okay) when my new life goal mission was revealed to me... and that is TO FIND THE JADE MONKEY!!! no im kidding its really that i would someday like to have my own studio possibly a home one in my house that i will be buying for next year and record albums for bands and such. pretty lame i know but still would be amazing life and i also located the dream beard that i wish to have witch is very similar to the one that Björn Gelotte sports. :) ->

I hear you calling!

So ive decided to stay in my hometown for an additional week or at least a couple days. I have learned more on this break than the entire rest of university so another couple days will properly be best for me. Also this friday if i stay will be seeing Down With Webster which will be amazing however another band has been stuck in my head and that is Gob whom i saw a month ago; great show.

i've seen you now about the fourth time baby
but you know that i've got nothing to say
its so charming to look on your face but your eyes
inviting something i just can't do now i've been around
about you hood i'm looking for you just to shine some light
on my day feels like ages since i've been out your way
i've been caught up with handful of new sensation
i hear you calling calling for me out in the night but it's all bad and i know that

A fork

A fork in the road of life

If ever there was a fork in the road,
the road that we follow all of our great lives.
Which path would you follow the left or the right,
What path that we follow following you home.

If we couldn't go home from this road,
Where and when would we end up.
Would we like our choice of path,
or regret our decision to the core.

If ever there was a fork in the road,
would the fork ever stab us is the back.
What would we do if we crumbled and fell,
All because of a fork in the road.

My friday adventure

So i went back to my high school today to visit some friends and such and a funny series of events took place. First i completely walked by one of my friends without even knowing she was there then i was chilling and the communist officer patrolling said i was a dangerous offender so i had to leave. Then getting outside i was forced to walk through mountains of snow and ice and whipping winds to the public library where i am to kill a couple hours till i go back to visit again. (hopefully wont get caught or Calvin will pick me up.) So now the library wow. Its been a good 10 years since i was in here and its filled all by old people and some guy on a laptop who appears high on something very potent. hmm i guess its just a normal friday at the Byron library.

Some type of creature.

I am currently in the house of wes, in the belly of the beast, the very birthplace of wesology. Those who do not know the path of wes must unshackle themselves from their evil and serpent like paradime, and embrace the life, light, and liberty that is Wesology. A simple donation of ones inner che to the magnificence of wes, is all that is required to embrace a better life and to be shown the secrets of wes, and therefore immortality.

Family Day

So today is family day in Canada, and fun fact same day as president's day in the united states. Why cant canada has a kick ass name like president's day like gun day or explosion day instead of lame family day where all i did was what i normally do; wake up around noon and ignore my silly family. So fun fact viggo mortensen the guy who plays Aragon in LOTR's turns out he is more kick ass than previous thought, he does all his own stunts, is a master swords-master and also has a sensitive side as he writes a shit tone of poetry, does professional photography, has 10 cds released and writes some pretty sick poetry as stated above :D check him out.

Rocketship

So spring break has been pretty good so far not a lot happening got to spend some grand time with some laddies and gents and i saw an amazing movie called repo the genetic opera. this is amazing and below is the trailer

Production Project

Kay so for my production two class, one of the first assignments was to create a dvd cover for a short film we will be making comprising completely of still photos. My project was entitled the ticket and featured a close friend on the cover; bet you cant guess who it is.

The greatest thing in the world

So recently i have been thinking about how great the world is because of boozes. Without it how ever would we express our joy or do really stupid things that we don't remember the next day. Beer especially i have found is excellent especially right before bed, to calm the demons that swim through my head at night, however someone if fact many people told me that this is a sign of being an alcoholic..so may have to fix this. Beer like a lady can make u feel better in so many ways, and like women they are the solution and cause of everyones problems. And luckily i have one beer left for the bus ride home tomorrow in witch i return to my native city of birth for a week and a half, (even though its a week and two days im still calling it a week and a half).

OMG!

That hurts my feelings

When people call me a dork...it hurts deep inside hy heart

Season's Greetings

The wonderful sun!

So today on my way out to class i realized that it was absolutely stupendous today outside. So as a result of the 13-15 degree weather im wearing shorts and i didn't realize until the moment i stepped outside how much i truly had missed the warm weather :)

music of the soul

There is a girl that i know, that makes me smile when i need it, and frown when i smile too much. She warms my blood, make it boil with passion; and holds my gaze when ever she is around. She is a goddess in her right mind, and the very fact that she chooses to bless me a sacred couple seconds of her time, makes me smile from ear to ear. When ever she speaks her smooth words, i am instantly seduced, and whipped to do whatever she may command with glee and cheer. Since i met her so long ago, she has barely left my head and has had a collar around my neck for so so long now, pulling me forward to my salvation and doom, the light and the dark, the mundane and the taboo. This mistress i have is none other than metal whom has wrapped me in its iron grip for so long and force fed me goodness, such as Lamb of Gods newest album coming up in a mere two weeks from now. WRATH!!!

Monday!

So today is monday the 9th and tomorow is the 10th which is my mothers birthday along with one of friends mother's birthday! how weird! if you know my mother or see her do wish her a happy birthday cause forty years ago tomorrow she was born.

fucken jokes!

Sunday

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Dead rising two?

So this apparently is the trailer for Dead Rising two the sequel to one of the most innovative zombie games ever. Hope its real :)

Free pizza

So last night i ordered pizza and i was kinda hungry (as i am now) and wouldn't you know what happened but the cock fucks PIZZA PIZZA sent my pizza to a city 4 hours away. I mean WTF so i had to wait an extra 15 minutes for my pizza but they did put in free bread sticks and free pizza and free pop so it was free which is good and everyone know that free stuff tastes better than non free stuff. :) And i really wish that i had this free pizza right now as im starving!

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2:03 in the morning

So someone body pulled the fire alarm in the bulding where i live and it has been going for a solid 45 minutes now and instead of getting mad ive been listening to relative relaxing music, and i have decided to share with the internet one of my recent discoveries; that is the artist called pogo.
pogo

In flames

Pacman

we now have pac-man gaba gaba gaba gaba gaba!

PROVERB

And now a proverb:

Gawa rang gi zon go zo; choem rang gi choen go choel.

Whatever joy you seek, it can be achieved by yourself; whatever misery you seek, it can be found by yourself.

Picture of the day

A cold thursday morning just like today.

Thursday morning

Today is Thursday and unlike every other Thursday morning i did something very different than usual. Well i guess not really different but kinda lazy, i was supposed to get up at eight and go to class at nine thirty but that kinda didn't happen. So now ill have to head to the mac lab some other time to work on my DVD cover for class which just means i get to spend more time with all the glorious macs that the university of windsor has. Now UofW is an okay school but i certainly am glad that im in communication studies as it appears thats where all the money is going for brand new macs :)

Wreath of fire

Wreath of fire

Wicked wreath of fire.
Burning in the evening light.
The flames burn brighter.
As the moon dances higher.

Wicked wreath of fire.
Enshrined and blessed tomb.
No place for the moral soul.
Burning at the etherial cross.

Wicked wreath of fire.
Surrounded by moss and earth.
Bones of the past.
The wood to this blaze.

Wicked wreath of fire.
Upon the shoulders of men.
Gazing upwards to salvation.
None come only screams.

By Derrick

Natural Disasters

Some times when im all alone and bored, i imagine what it would be like if a major natural disaster happened and all the untold death that would unfold. Speaking of natural disasters i just had a midterm in my introduction to natural disasters and let me just say: i need to pay attention more in class, i defiantly did not get perfect on that.  But im mighty happy about an upcoming concert happening in a couple weeks in toronto; meshuggah, the faceless, cynic and zimmers hole! will be a fucken amazing time!

Zimmers Hole

Meshuggah

The Faceless

Cynic

todays picture i like to call it

Unvulgarness skies

A new begining

The time has come finally. I finally have a place to put all my crackpot ideas that flow from my head like an fountain in one of them talent agencies or in a fancy hotel. Every one knows the bigger your fountain is the better you are.  hurray! and what the fuck is free the panther?