story time

There once was a boy named Gimmesome Roy. He was nothing like me or you. 'Cause laying back and getting high was all he cared to do. As a kid, he sat in the cellar, sniffing airplane glue. And then he smoked bananas -- which was then the thing to do. He tried aspirin in Coca-Cola, breathed helium on the sly, And his life was just one endless search to find that perfect high. But grass just made him want to lay back and eat chocolate-chip pizza all night, And the great things he wrote while he was stoned looked like shit in the morning light. And speed just made him rap all day, reds just laid him back, And Cocaine Rose was sweet to his nose, but the price nearly broke his back. He tried PCP and THC, but they didn't quite do the trick, And poppers nearly blew his heart and mushrooms made him sick. Acid made him see the light, but he couldn't remember it long. And hashish was just a little too weak, and smack was a lot too strong, And Quaaludes made him stumble, and booze just made him cry, Till he heard of a cat named Baba Fats who knew of the perfect high. Now, Baba Fats was a hermit cat who lived up in Nepal, High on a craggy mountaintop, up a sheer and icy wall. "But hell," says Roy, "I'm a healthy boy, and I'll crawl or climb or fly, But I'll find that guru who'll give me the clue as to what's the perfect high." So out and off goes Gimmesome Roy to the land that knows no time, Up a trail no man could conquer to a cliff no man could climb. For fourteen years he tries that cliff, then back down again he slides Then sits -- and cries -- and climbs again, pursuing the perfect high. He's grinding his teeth, he's coughing blood, he's aching and shaking and weak, As starving and sore and bleeding and tore, he reaches the mountain peak. And his eyes blink red like a snow-blind wolf, and he snarls the snarl of a rat, As there in perfect repose and wearing no clothes -- sits the godlike Baba Fats. "What's happening, Fats?" says Roy with joy, "I've come to state my biz. I hear you're hip to the perfect trip. Please tell me what it is. For you can see," says Roy to he, "that I'm about to die, So for my last ride, Fats, how can I achieve the perfect high?" "Well, dog my cats!" says Baba Fats. "here's one more burnt-out soul, Who's looking for some alchemist to turn his trip to gold. But you won't find it in no dealer's stash, or on no druggist's shelf. Son, if you would seek the perfect high -- find it in yourself."

"Why, you jive motherfucker!" screamed Gimmesome Roy, "I've climbed through rain and sleet, I've lost three fingers off my hands and four toes off my feet! I've braved the lair of the polar bear and tasted the maggot's kiss. Now, you tell me the high is in myself. What kind of shit is this? My ears 'fore they froze off," says Roy, "had heard all kind of crap, But I didn't climb for fourteen years to listen to that sophomore rap. And I didn't crawl up here to hear that the high is on the natch, So you tell me where the real stuff is or I'll kill your guru ass!" "Ok, OK," says Baba Fats, "you're forcing it out of me. There is a land beyond the sun that's known as Zaboli. A wretched land of stone and sand where snakes and buzzards scream, And in this devil's garden blooms the mystic Tzu-Tzu tree. And every ten years it blooms one flower as white as the Key West sky, And he who eats of the Tzu-Tzu flower will know the perfect high. For the rush comes on like a tidal wave and it hits like the blazing sun. And the high, it lasts a lifetime and the down don't ever come. But the Zaboli land is ruled by a giant who stands twelve cubits high. With eyes of red in his hundred heads, he waits for the passers-by. And you must slay the red-eyed giant, and swim the River of Slime, Where the mucous beasts, they wait to feast on those who journey by. And if you survive the giant and the beasts and swim that slimy sea, There's a blood-drinking witch who sharpens her teeth as she guards that Tzu-Tzu tree." "To hell with your witches and giants," laughs Roy. "To hell with the beasts of the sea. As long as the Tzu-Tzu flower blooms, some hope still blooms for me." And with tears of joy in his snow-blind eye, Roy hands the guru a five, Then back down the icy mountain he crawls, pursuing that perfect high. "Well, that is that," says Baba Fats, sitting back down on his stone, Facing another thousand years of talking to God alone. "It seems, Lord", says Fats, "it's always the same, old men or bright-eyed youth, It's always easier to sell them some shit than it is to give them the truth."

this is amazing

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this is amazing

in the dead of a crisp moon lit winter night, upon a barren field laced gently with a warm, soft, blanket of snow covering all, stands the withered husk of the mightiest tree to withstand the test of time. Its ancient branches naked, stretched upwards clawing at the glowing sphere illuminating the empty darkness.

Im back in london again studying and making money. You know what i hate when fucken room mates wont buy food, or do anything around the house, im very close to getting new ones unless they change their ways.

tree frog

Without a second glance the tree frog leaps from its home within the flowering low hanging tree settled almost entirely across the small forest pond. The water gurgles softly as the tree frog now slowly sailing downwards towards the pond descends upon an especially spongy and large lily pad. The area is alive with the hum of a copious amount of insects buzzing above the waters edge and zig-zagging in and out of the foliage on and around the pond.

ewoks

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this wednesday

Class is winding down, and soon i will be back in london for my christmas break.

The chicken

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In london for the weekend

I have been in london for the weekend its been a good time overall.

Vides

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Fido

Well i just watched the 2007 cult film Fido. The movie takes place in an alternate 1950s where zombies are a normal occurrence and have become domesticated with the help of a shock collar. Also children having weapons is common with them receiving their own hand guns at the age of 12. Overall it was a very good movie and i would def recommend it to anyone.

have u ever heard of tumblr

have u ever heard of tumblr cause before yesterday i had not but then i discovered it and wow. its like blogger (what i currently use) but with a facebook and twitter element spun into it. its intence lets see how it goes. BTW new devin townsend is amazing everyone should go check out his new cd.

oh wow

Tuesday morning

So today i woke up extra early so that i could go out and film an experimental film with two other guys in a music class. Currently i am just sitting in a building just waiting for something to happen lol. Also one of my friends mentioned starwars in his msn name which has caused me to want to watch them. FUUUUUU MIKKKE.

NEw glasses

so i went out and got my new glasses today. they is nice:)

gooble gooble

my fucken hand

so im cleaning and like a dumb ass i get my hand caught in the fucken vacuum, and holly shit it hurt.

MOAR

POKKKKKERFACE

thanks sam

dont stop for nothing

completely uncalled for

believe in yourself

well well well

Well its been a while and with a very exciting weekend. SO friday went to sound academy in toronto to see Mastodon and Dethklok and let me say that it was worth standing in the rain and waiting around. got right up front and also got back stage and up in the vip lounge. Then last night saw GWAR and Lamb of God at the JLC was so amazing wow only way could of been better was if i was in the pit wow.

go to the mall

nerf herder

wow what a winner

Back in windsor

Im back in windsor again on my amazing fall reading week. I should be studying and getting my project together but ive decided that today was my party day of doing nothing and fuck the police thats what im doing.

hurray

Batman

So while i have been back in london i have been playing a lot of Batman Arkham Asylum for the 360 and let me say that this is the best batman game, super hero game, or single person game i have ever played. The campaign lasted about 16 hours and it was the most fun 16 hours playing video games i have had in a long time, as at every corner a new amazing feature was introduced that made me feel like i was the dark knight. The overall story is riveting and the voice acting is amazing, with special koodos going out to Mark Hamil playing the joker. i really feel sorry for the guy because he is a good actor but other than voice work and star wars he hasn't really done a whole lot. I was pumped before this game came out and im glad i got the chance to play it.

Thanksgiving

Well its thanks giving and im home in london for the extended weekend to do whatever I want basically. So far i really havent done anything and its been pretty good been playing some Batman and its been pretty good. I must get rid of this cold.

Today

Today is the wednesday of our hearts content. Without the future we are all nothing.

OWL

in the future there are no pants

Thanks erica

train spotting

In class

So i am sitting in astronomy class with megan and i really dont want to pay attention at all. We are learning about what is a planet and to be completely honest i know or could guess most of this stuff. I actually cant believe that its already october hot damn the year is almost done and wow what a year it has been. And wow three guys who are all really high just came into class and sat in front of us and they cant stop giggling about everything its sad but they have 7-11 big gulps and thats what i want now hot damn.

jonas and his whale

My name is jonas and i killed a whale which was responsible for a jewel theft.

Experimental film

Well tomorrow will certainly be a very long day as i have the entire day to edit and record audio for my two minute experimental film which is due on monday. Also i need to read a ten page essay and write a little blurb about it for the same classes online blog and to top it off i will also need to decide on a outdoor event to do for my intro to production corse. Hot damn its going to be sorta busy but im a champ and am certainly up to the challenge. Life has been going alright i guess got influenza from mike and around wednesday was near death but luckily erica took me to the walk in clinic got some antibiotics in me and now im feeling much better, however said antibiotics have pretty much prevented me from doing any partying this weekend but thats okay i guess. sleep time FUCK MEXICANS

shoop that shit

week three

So funny story i really haven't been doing anything that I'm supposed to be doing for school and such lol. Turns out that i am three weeks behind on my online politics course and that my first assignment, which is a online discussion , is next week followed by a mid term essay lol. this weekend was good times went back to London got drunk a lot played a lot of flip cup was good times. btw poor giraffe

KIMBO SLICE

on the wings of the eagle

Experimental film

Today...well yesterday cause its past midnight okay well monday i had my first class of experimental film and it is in fact the first class ever of that here as it is brand new and let me just say that i am very excited to be in this class. everything from the projects to the awesome proff just scream a good year this year. like one of the things that i am being marked on in this class is contribution to a blog. The main difference is that this blog the stuff that i write about has to make sense and cant be out there in derrick dimension. Like FUCK FOX NEWS.

hot damn

So my main bud calvin lives in res at saint clair college went out and visited him and it was a grand time to say the least they dont really party hard but hey to each his own

what what in the butt

Lamb of god jazz



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5 second films

hey there champions of the night i have a great website for you to visit if your bored as fuck and also if you have ADD and have an attention span that is only 7 seconds this website is great because its called 5 second films and basically it has a billion extremely short films that are 5 seconds. most are very funny and the ones that arn't that funny are only 5 seconds so its not even that bad....LINK

9/11

Well its that time of the year again where i get to wish everyone a very happy 9/11. I wish everyone a fantastical north tower day that hopefully will not be as eventful as the original.

You lie

so wow watching obama yesterday talk about health care reform was actually a lot more interesting that i thought it would be when Joe Wilson yelled out "YOU LIE" and everyone was like wow wtf ohhhhhhhhh that just happened, cause i know i was.

a prediction

first class

so class for me has finally started im currently sitting in video production and yay just got the intro package and wow this class is amazing.

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halo

And now this...

derp derp derp

school begins again

Well tomorrow second year of university classes begin. so far its been a decent time in windsor and the addition of classes i hope is a push in the exciting path. Also fuck the bus system here in windsor its a fucken piece of shit and deserves to die.

coasting across the dreams

What is the price of the first soul that was able to transcend the way-word bridge that joins our world and all others.

Moved in

well everyone is moved in or moving in and finally windsor feels like a home:)

opeth?

holly balls its september

wow look at the fucken clock its already september again, today i will get internet and cable and also wow second year for me starts soon holly fuck time went by fast. so far my life has been pretty good eating not too well oh and today i finaly figured out what was wrong with the hot water heater...it was off so now i have hot water and let me tell you the best feeling in the world is a hot shower after being forced to take cold or semi-warm ones hot damnnnnn! also today my lovely ladies return to the house to live here. and now the cable guy has came to install cable and internet so means i can stop stealing it lol

IS home

Well im back in windsor finally in my own house. The freedom is intoxicating almost as much as the beer i have been drinking all this time. The ability to do whatever i want whenever i want is a feeling that can only be described as being an independent adult, and its amazing.

Almost paradise

Well i have been off work for about a week now just enjoying my last remaining days of summer in london untill i move away for good on friday. I actually am so excited as the continued feeling this past four months is that my life has been on pause and that nothing really mattered or anything but finally i can begin to make progress on my life and better myself somehow. All the packing that needs to be done now is my mountains and mountains of clothes which should be funner than having the bottoms of my feet get ripped off with a sander. On the bright side i spent some time out shopping with my mother and got some pretty nice things like a new belt laptop bag hoodie.

Avatar

So erm creeping the interweb i came across the new trailer for AVATAR and well here it is.

hump the funk

legion

looks pretty good

hot and heavy in the summer

Shit fuck summer is almost over. Funny though is that i kinda want it too be..working full time up to 60 hours a week i actually get more free time during the school year and will actually have massive amounts of money and be with great peoples. erm so im in my final week of work and after this friday will be heading to windsor for the weekend and then moving there for good the following week, on like the 28th or so bit will have to wait until at least the first to get internet and cable hooked up..when it does however life will be grand

tyrone

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the madrid project

Well life is going on as normal i guess except im reading a sweet book. its about high yield crops and the patents that have to do with the creations of said super crops. you would think it wouldn't be interesting but it actually is and i bet i know a shit tonnes more about patents, crops, genetics, and dandelions than anyone reading this so watch out. fun fact dandelions reproduce asexually that is to say the next generation of plants are basically clones of the previous generation so that they inherit all the genetic advantages with little to no change. the key word is APOMIXIS and if this characteristic that only exists within 10% of all plants were able to be genetically graphed into crops which require normal pollination to reproduce making high yield crops not high yield in future generations...then the food problem would be solved. and imagine how much money a bio-corporation could make if they had the exclusive worldwide patent to the process or even the seed of said APOMIXIS crops. yeah pretty cool

wow nice fetus

so if u know me you know for the past couple weeks i have been absolutely obsessed with behemoth and their amazing metalness. well i saw them last week live and blew my load everywhere and i have a video from the new album that sums it all up. SO basically in the video behemoth are so metal they make a chick kill herself and become pregnant then behemoth are liek hey we need to eat an angel which they do then the chick bleeds all over people and gives them a demon baby. Pretty metal

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I told ya so

its been quite a while since posting here and a lot has happened...such as my twitter account being hacked..and amazing shows being revealed.i went and saw behemoth last week and they were amazing and i just found out that lamb of god is coming to jlc too bad floor sold out so fast and i got general admission for mastodon and dethkok in toronto in october should be a very good show.

Hobbit soup